Do You Have Any Fucking Idea Who I Am?

Asshat.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:13:07 -0700

Asshat.

Party.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:48:39 -0700

Party.

This is a BRAND NEW library book. A book checked out only once...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:03 -0700

This is a BRAND NEW library book. A book checked out only once EVER. There’s a lot of pressure to not ruin it and even more to leave my mark. I was here. Reading.

Found a gun in Mumsy’s car this morning … no one...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:57:57 -0700

Found a gun in Mumsy’s car this morning … no one knows where the fuck it came from.

At least I got this kickin’ rad cookie box.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:23:12 -0700

At least I got this kickin’ rad cookie box.

I’m buzzed and McDonald’s has motion sensitive restroom lights because fuck me.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:03:40 -0700

I’m buzzed and McDonald’s has motion sensitive restroom lights because fuck me.

I finally made it, you guys! Some asshole called me a weird douchebag on Twitter!

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:57:10 -0700

I finally made it, you guys! Some asshole called me a weird douchebag on Twitter!

When the fucked up dreams return, they hit fucking hard.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:35:54 -0700

When the fucked up dreams return, they hit fucking hard.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:28:42 -0700

‘Sup?

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:23:42 -0700

‘Sup?

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:45 -0700

Who spent too much fucking money at Hot Topic today? This...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:38:03 -0700

Who spent too much fucking money at Hot Topic today? This bitch.

OMFG SQUEE!!!

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:46:01 -0700

OMFG SQUEE!!!

Mumsy goes back into the hospital tomorrow. Burning out fast. I can’t do this shit anymore.

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:42:12 -0700

Mumsy goes back into the hospital tomorrow.

Burning out fast. I can’t do this shit anymore.

^_^

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:34 -0700

^_^

Fatass.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:49:21 -0700

Fatass.

Sitting in front of the TV with her tray … like a lady.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:15:51 -0700

Sitting in front of the TV with her tray … like a lady.

Bubbles FTW

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:33 -0700

Bubbles FTW

Love me, damn it.

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:45:27 -0700

Love me, damn it.

I’m one of those assholes that don’t get tickets. I just fucking don’t. I got...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:14:18 -0700

I’m one of those assholes that don’t get tickets.

I just fucking don’t.

I got pulled over yesterday. Suspended registration. The dude had every reason to take the car BUT he gave me a fix it ticket instead. Like every fucking time. This isn’t a complaint and it isn’t gloating … it’s just fucking weird.

I’m not all that cute, I get insanely nervous easily and I generally dislike anyone with more authority than I have.

I don’t get it.